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This place is a message… and part of a system of messages… pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location… it increases towards a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

lesbianredpanda:

lesbianredpanda:

Being on Tumblr and also being into mechanical stuff is so weird sometimes. Like you’ll see the word “brembo” and be like yeah that’s one of the biggest names in high performance brakes, but also like that’s a Tumblr ass nonsense word if I’ve ever seen one

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Bremboification

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Amazing work everyone

seat-safety-switch:

When children are young, the agricultural mafia tries to get their hooks into them. It is believed that an essential part of early childhood development is to learn about every animal you will see on a Western European farm, and to memorize their noises and favourite foods. Why is this, when most of these children will visit only a cubicle farm for the rest of their lives?

One argument is that schools are not solely a vehicle for career training for children, but instead a glorious academy where the passions and curiosities of the young mind can chase new ideas. That’s a really nice utopian belief, but even the folks pushing the “learn about cows” program don’t believe in it either. Here’s what I think it is: Big Pickup Truck wants you to think of yourself as a bit of a hayseed.

Crazy? Not so much. Think about the last time you got into a hobby or other intense volume of knowledge. There is a sort of arc, where at the start you felt like you really understood everything there was to know about the hobby. This happens about five seconds before you realize how little you actually know. If your local Chevy dealer can keep you at about that level of knowledge re: agriculture, you’re more likely to buy a bigger truck. Yeah, we need the half-ton, honey. What if we encounter a sick sheep? They go “baa.”

Primed with this baseline structure of factual farm-animal knowledge, North America is kept slavishly obedient to the pickup trucks. Barns, too, but that might just be because I keep wanting to look inside them to see if any shitty old pickup trucks are hidden within. Pickup trucks, you see, they go “vroom.”

softswitchysadist:

Do you put on..

socks before pants

pants before socks

Reblog for the meme

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softswitchysadist:

Do you put on..

socks before pants

pants before socks

Reblog for the meme

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trickstertime:

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I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

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atlinmerrick:

adulthoodisokay:

continuants:

goodinthestacks:

timeandspaceandunicorns:

This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

wow continuants wow

WOAHHHHHHHHHH

Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?”
Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”

Cat cloud. Cloud cat.

shinseifer:

“average cat owner spends 3 years in prison” factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette’s mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

futureevilscientist:

kingscrown666:

enderman:

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This belovéd weirdo

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

muckmage:
“even if the artist were a human, there’s so much more to consider about a piece of art than just how it looks at a glance
i mean that’s a long perfectly straight line, was it done free hand? was it done in a single masterful stroke leaving...

muckmage:

even if the artist were a human, there’s so much more to consider about a piece of art than just how it looks at a glance

i mean that’s a long perfectly straight line, was it done free hand? was it done in a single masterful stroke leaving the same thickness of paint the whole way through? are the edges of the line sharp enough to warrant the use of a magnifying glass if you were going to search for errors/rough spots?

and if the artist didn’t paint free hand, or if it were done in multiple strokes with different thicknesses of paint, or with purposefully rough and uneven edges, why?

what about the colour? the position of the line on the canvas? the width of the line? the choice of leaving the rest of such a large canvas blank? there’s so much to consider

and on top of all this sometimes the artist will be a snail

flareongirlfloof:

rtz669:

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I need someone to send me 50 usd now

my “i have a bomb” backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack